'LotsaBelts' is Mary and Bill Skipton. We are retired and hoping to augment our pension by selling belts on the internet. We started on eBay, but found that with such high charges it is easier to loose money than to make it. So we have opened our internet shop, to see what custom that attracts. We don't make the belts ourselves, but buy them from a Birmingham manufacturer of long-standing.
Molly (grand-daughter).
Mary (40 years ago).
Bill (50 years ago).
Bill & Mary Skipton & some of the kids.
We have a budgerigar. Actually, it's not a budgerigar, it's a pidgeon which we found a year ago with a broken wing. It will never be able to fly, so we've given it a home in our garden. Because people regards pidgeons as vermin, we tell everyone that it's a budgerigar.
We have a radiator cat. She spends her life asleep on top of the radiator in the hall. We have to feed her on top of the fish tank which is next to the radiator. Occasionally she rolls over in her sleep and falls off the radiator. Then she glares at who-ever is around (even the dogs) in the belief that someone gave her a shove.
We have two dogs (a boy and girl) who are madly in love with each other.

This is an Uppe-Market internet shop.